its making me krazr...

so i got this phone that is like exactly like my old phone which is special because you cant get it anymore it was this limited edition motorola thing which mattered before iphones and blackberries made all other phones redundant. anyways so i buy it,

because its like gold and is the only kind of phone i've used for years and years *the motorola krazr if you care. which i love because it has a memory card for lots of pics and a voice recorder and the front panel is a mirror which makes good for checking make up but rubbish for dropping on hard wood floors which i've done with my last 3 krazr's repeatedly.

its all shiny and new even though i bought it secondhand. and i'm all excited about it when i get it back to the flat and then i put in teh charger and my sim and charge it up but the thing about these phones is they save the messages on the handset and there are all these messages in german and they're all dead girly

then i think about all the phones i've had stolen from me, and had lost. and i'm thinking if this girl sold this phone wouldn't she have deleted the messages? and it does seem so recent and then i start to feel really bad and think its begging to be stolen and think maybe i should
drop it
on the floor so its cracked and then it will look more like my old one and less desirable to steal but either way i can't give it back to the german girl who lost it
and now i feel kinda bad using it.

and then later i meet my friend for a drink and i explain how all the messages are all really really really girly like,
LOL do you think he's flirting with me

and then he's like
so you read all the messages??
and then i feel even worse.


maybe i should just take it back...